I just rewrote the lyrics to the old jazz standard Young and Foolish. This song is dedicated to my dad.
Old and wrinkly
I never longed to be
Old and wrinkly
It feels wrong to be
Lying in my rest home bed
The sunlit days go by
Soon enough I will just have to die.
I am wrinkly
One day I just got old
Now I wonder
When my brain turned to mold
Forgetting what I just ate
Now I am senile
I wish that I could sit
And nap for a while.
susieworld 
LOL… you had me with “Weird Al with tits”