
This will be us in a few short days.
Packing up all our stuff after nearly 5 years in one place absolutely blows. There are parts of our house that haven’t seen a swiffer in all that time and my allergies are thanking the allergy gods that they get to come out to play.
Bright side: Dave only found ONE dead rat in the garage. But there’s evidence that his friends and family are not only alive and well, but well-fed! This guy was a MONSTER! He might be puny by New York standards, but I think he could have held his own in a fight.
So today I avoided all things moving related by getting drunk and watching football at the Dude Shack. Tomorrow, moving will suck again. The big day is Thursday, with a Friday follow-up. Since I have a bad back (which comes in handy during times like these), I will be leaving the house I no longer care to call home and going to my parents’ house with the dog to stay out of the way. I almost always get drunk when I’m at my parents’ house. It helps. My favorite drink is one my brother invented: bourbon and Bailey’s shaken and served up with a dusting of nutmeg on top. It’s called a Family Time. One or two of those and suddenly dealing with family isn’t so bad!
Another reason moving sucks – we will be mostly moved in by Thursday night, but we don’t get our cable until Friday.
One dead rat is the bright side? You, my friend, are the ultimate optimist. Good luck with the new home!