https://susie-world.com/2025/06/28/celebrity-ick-factor-part-1-of-many-many-parts/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/image.pngimagehttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/11411b5d-9336-4c32-a95c-f40e5bdb13e6_1_105_c-1.jpegScreenshotScreenshothttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/11411b5d-9336-4c32-a95c-f40e5bdb13e6_1_105_c.jpegScreenshotScreenshot2025-06-30T17:45:16+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2025/06/16/its-been-84-years/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img_5678.jpegIMG_5678The Authorhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/84d5b56b-4f7a-4b9f-8d7b-53a0ca729a2d.png84D5B56B-4F7A-4B9F-8D7B-53A0CA729A2D2025-06-17T16:27:46+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/07/30/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-a-royal-baby-was-born/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/xdesiree-hartsock-rejected-pagespeed-ic-pgkl4iafvm.jpgxdesiree-hartsock-rejected.jpg.pagespeed.ic.pGKL4iafVm2013-07-30T18:25:05+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/07/21/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-drugs-are-bad/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cory.jpegcory2013-07-22T19:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/07/04/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-the-fourth-of-july-edition/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bachelors-from-hell.jpgBachelors-from-Hell-2013-07-04T19:29:00+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/06/26/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-an-infant-has-made-its-way-through-the-northwest-passage/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/northwest-passage.jpgnorthwest passage2013-06-26T19:43:56+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/06/08/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-sources-say/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/j-love.jpgJ LoveJennifer Loves Huge Tits is engaged and preggers! Maybe this one will stick.2013-06-10T23:39:13+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/05/25/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-pardon-me-while-i-weep-silently-into-my-ice-cream/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/best-bodies.jpgbest bodiesSome of these bodies aren't all the best.2013-05-26T02:54:18+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/05/12/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-does-this-issue-make-my-butt-look-fat/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kim-fat.jpgkim fatI'm not pregnant, I'm just fat! Wait. That's not it.2013-05-12T15:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/05/03/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-wonder-if-the-royal-fetus-is-wearing-a-silly-hat/2013-05-16T06:45:47+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/04/27/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-dont-fuck-with-ann-curry-or-shell-start-watching-cbs-this-morning/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ann-curry.jpgann currySeriously. Don't fuck with Ann Curry. You'll end up looking like a bully.2013-04-27T22:54:10+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/04/21/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-trust-means-i-can-monitor-your-email/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mirandalambert_blakeshelton_usweekly2_v.jpgmirandalambert_blakeshelton_usweekly2_v2013-05-04T03:30:36+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/03/29/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-jon-hamms-dick-is-the-star-of-this-blog/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jon-hamm-dick-pic__opt.jpgjon-hamm-dick-pic__oPtJust look at that member!2013-03-30T00:09:35+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/03/28/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-pregnancy-can-make-you-fat/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fat-kim-k.jpgfat kim k2013-03-28T15:24:56+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/03/15/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-you-can-even-have-secrets-in-utero/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/royal-fetus.jpgroyal fetusIsn't she precious! (Photo courtesy of @RoyalFetus on Twitter.)2013-03-16T03:47:08+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/03/02/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-the-post-oscars-edition/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kitten.jpgkittenI couldn't find an image of this week's cover, so here is a picture of a kitten.2013-03-02T16:48:24+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/02/21/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-you-are-a-better-parent-than-kris-jenner-go-you/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kris-jenner.jpgKris-JennerBooking your kid for Playboy is damned fine parenting, doncha think?2013-02-22T01:16:57+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/02/17/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-you-too-can-be-a-born-again-virgin/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/virgin-bachelor.jpgvirgin bachelor2013-02-18T02:02:33+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/02/08/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-does-it-really-matter-who-cheated-first/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/us-weekly-brandi-leann.jpgus weekly brandi leannUm...cheating is cheating. So whoever did it first is irrelevant. Stupid people!2013-02-09T01:11:57+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/02/04/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-that-super-bowl-sucked/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bethenny-baby.jpgbethenny babyYou guessed it! It's BETHENNY'S baby!2013-02-04T21:39:30+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/01/24/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-things-are-gettin-ugly-in-beverly-hills/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rhobh.jpgRHOBHBrandi Glanville is to Adrienne Maloof what Godzilla is to Tokyo, apparently.2013-01-25T01:15:18+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/01/22/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-divorce-can-take-forever/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kim-k.jpgKim KIt's gettin' ugly in the divorce that is taking FOREVER!2013-01-22T17:40:44+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/01/15/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-divorce-babies-gossip/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bethenny.jpgUnknownBethenny is getting the D word and it's UGLY!2013-01-15T20:23:39+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2013/01/04/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-cant-afford-to-lose-weight-the-way-the-stars-do/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kourtney-kardashian.jpgKourtney-KardashianKourtney K and everyone else on the planet are willing to share their weight loss tips with lowly Us Weekly readers like me!2013-01-04T23:15:47+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/12/30/2012-in-review/2012-12-31T03:01:11+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/12/26/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-a-holiday-double-feature/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bethenny.jpgbethennyhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/channing-and-jenna.jpgchanning and jenna2012-12-26T20:57:15+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/12/17/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-turn-off-the-news-for-a-minute-and-read-a-little-gossip/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/us_weekly_dec_24_2012_1.jpgus_weekly_dec_24_2012_1Dear Duchess Kate, Please let Us Weekly tell you how to raise your royal spawn.2012-12-17T23:40:08+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/12/06/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-the-royal-fetus-edition/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/royal-fetus.jpgroyal fetusMorning sickness gave away Duchess Kate's surprise.2012-12-06T20:52:36+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/12/03/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-you-cant-lose-weight-when-youre-pregnant/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/us-weekly-jessica-simpson-636.jpgus-weekly-jessica-simpson-6362012-12-03T19:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/11/23/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-this-blog-is-cheaper-than-any-black-friday-special/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/will-and-kate.jpgwill and kateWill and Kate have made holiday plans for lots and lots of sex!2012-11-23T21:40:12+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/11/17/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-news-from-the-real-housewife-of-fremont/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nene-kim.jpgnene & kimI know it will come as a surprise to viewers, but there's a catfight going on among the Atlanta housewives.2012-11-17T18:47:25+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/11/09/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-its-not-you-its-me/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/taylor-swift.jpgTaylor SwiftKeep screwing up in love, Taylor. It's great for your career!2012-11-09T22:30:24+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/10/26/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-what-i-did-after-i-voted/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/xjessica-simpson-us-weekly-cover-pagespeed-ic-k8gtizlady.jpgxjessica-simpson-us-weekly-cover.jpg.pagespeed.ic.k8gtiZlaDyJess just needs a little help with dressing, not a full-fledged starvation plan!2012-10-27T16:51:30+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/08/24/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/emily-maynard-cheating-scandal_3-290x400.jpgemily-maynard-cheating-scandal_3-290x400I never would have seen this coming. The Bachelorette always produces such healthy relationships!2012-08-25T12:11:43+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/08/18/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-hell-has-frozen-over-jen-is-remarrying/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1344871128_jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-lg-02.jpg1344871128_jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-lg-02Suck it, Brangelina! Jen's gettin' hitched!2012-08-18T19:28:45+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/07/26/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-swo-is-gonna-tell-ya-all-about-kstew-and-rpatz/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/us-weekly-cover-of-kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-rupert-sanders.jpgUs-Weekly-Cover-of-Kristen-Stewart-Robert-Pattinson-Rupert-SandersCHEATER! Maybe now we'll know why she always has that smug bitchy look on her face.2012-07-26T20:28:35+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/07/23/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-the-katie-holmes-double-feature/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/katie-holmes-and-suri-cruise-us-weekly-cover_532x723.jpgkatie-holmes-and-suri-cruise-us-weekly-cover_532x7232012-07-24T15:30:08+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/07/05/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-hear-tom-cruise-is-available-again/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/us-weekly-tom-cruise-katie-holmes.jpgus-weekly-tom-cruise-katie-holmesWhat took her so long??2012-07-11T06:44:23+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/06/29/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-hey-johnny-depp-this-is-crazy-but-heres-my-number-so-call-me-maybe/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/johnny-depp-us-weekly.jpgjohnny-depp-us-weeklyCome here, Johnny. Let me take the hurt away.2012-06-29T19:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/06/22/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-im-not-pregnant-either/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/us-weekly-july-2-2012-teen-moms-catelynn-im-not-pregnant.jpgus-weekly-july-2-2012-teen-moms-catelynn-im-not-pregnantAt last! Some GOOD news!2012-06-22T19:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/06/10/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-je-ne-give-a-damn-pas-about-le-bachelorette/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/emily-maynard-us-weekly-cover_400x546.jpgemily-maynard-us-weekly-cover_400x5462012-06-10T19:00:33+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/06/04/people-please-or-not-a-lick-of-news-about-snooki/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jessica-simpson-2-440.jpgjessica-simpson-2-4402012-06-05T05:41:16+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/06/04/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-lose-weight-make-the-cover/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kellyclarksonusweeklycover.jpgKellyClarksonUsWeeklyCover2012-06-04T20:45:53+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/05/26/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-why-wasnt-melissa-mccarthy-featured-in-the-hot-bodies-section/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/us_weekly_housewives_1950s_bikini_photo.jpgUs_Weekly_Housewives_1950s_bikini_photo2012-05-26T21:33:54+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/05/21/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-spinoff-the-real-ex-housewives-of-new-jersey/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/teresa-giudice-us-weekly.jpgteresa-giudice-us-weeklyShe may be the closest thing to a "housewife" Bravo has ever seen, since she doesn't have nannies to help with her four kids, but Teresa Giudice also fits the Bravo requirements of being a money-grubbing bitch!2012-05-22T01:06:32+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/05/15/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-only-a-little-bit-about-the-bachelor-franchise-this-time/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jessica-simpson-us-weekly-cover.jpgJessica-Simpson-Us-Weekly-CoverAccording to a competing blog, which pales in comparison to this one, Us Weekly totally thought Jessica Simpson would hate her baby.2012-05-16T18:14:39+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/05/07/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-im-on-vacation-bitches/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/guiliana-bill-us-weekly.jpgguiliana-bill-us-weekly2012-05-07T19:34:54+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/05/01/reality-roundup-or-what-is-this-world-coming-to/2012-05-01T18:28:06+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/04/30/people-please-look-further-than-your-own-backyard-to-find-the-worlds-most-beautiful-woman/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beyonce-peoples-2012-worlds-most-beautiful-woman.jpgbeyonce-peoples-2012-worlds-most-beautiful-womanShe's certainly beautiful, but the most beautiful woman in the WORLD? Doubtful.2012-05-01T00:53:23+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/04/30/what-i-learned-from-reading-us-weekly-or-the-special-spring-double-issue/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/royal-scandal_379x521.jpgroyal-scandal_379x521Pippa's tush isn't the only thing making the headlines these days.2012-04-30T19:22:09+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/04/17/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-go-ahead-and-add-kimye-to-your-vocabulary/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kimye.jpgKimye2012-04-17T19:02:22+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/04/07/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-have-no-alternative-title-this-week/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/us-weekly-michelle-williams.jpgUs-Weekly-Michelle-Williams2012-04-08T19:19:04+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/04/03/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-still-dont-care-about-the-kardashians/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kim-kardashian.jpgkim-kardashianI am shocked - SHOCKED - that the divorce is taking longer than the length of the marriage. These things usually take no time at all!2012-04-04T21:16:32+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/03/24/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-who-the-hell-cares/2012-04-09T06:09:13+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/03/16/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-im-not-clever-enough-to-come-up-with-an-alternate-title-right-now/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/usweekly-327x450.jpgusweekly-327x450I am shocked (SHOCKED!) that there was some lying going on during this season's Bachelor.2012-03-16T22:01:11+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/03/12/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-is-that-morning-sickness-or-just-a-hangover/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/snooki_pregnant_us_weekly_.jpgsnooki_pregnant_us_weekly_OMG! TMI!2012-03-14T20:22:22+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/02/27/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-more-about-the-bachelor-then-i-ever-cared-to-know/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/us-weekly_2-27-12.jpgUs Weekly_2-27-12Here she is again, the conniving little bitch.2012-02-27T21:31:16+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/02/18/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-did-you-hear-whitney-houston-died/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fergie.jpgThe 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - ArrivalsThere are no words for this.2012-02-19T04:12:42+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/02/10/people-please-stop-making-me-want-to-kill-myself/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/timburton.jpgTim+BurtonIs this not scarier than Tim's movies?2012-02-12T10:07:29+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/02/10/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-should-pick-up-a-book-one-of-these-days/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/us-weekly_2-20-12.jpgUs-Weekly_2-20-12Look at these headlines! Can I possibly ignore the story about this bitch?2012-02-11T10:23:02+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/02/04/whipped-cream-not-just-for-sundaes-anymore-and-other-things-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/spiral.jpgSpiralThis is my depiction of Demi Moore spiraling out of control.2012-04-05T08:43:52+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/31/people-please/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/paul-mccartney.jpgpaul mccartneyThis man is a genius. 2012-04-04T10:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/30/coming-to-grips/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/crying.gifcryingThis poor woman is just finding out about the tragedy that is the Klum/Seal breakup.2012-01-31T06:46:17+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/28/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-will-never-do-anything-stupid-enough-to-be-written-about-in-us-weekly/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heidi-klum-lives-in-hotel-post-split-seal-stays-with-kids.jpgheidi-klum-lives-in-hotel-post-split-seal-stays-with-kidsI made this picture huge so you can see the war wounds on Seal's face.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heidi-klum1.jpgheidi-klum2012-01-30T22:06:12+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/24/i-learn-a-lot-from-us-and-people-or-your-relationship-will-fail-they-all-do/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heidi-klum.jpgheidi-klumWith all the face-sucking these two did, who'da thunk it'd be over just like that?2012-01-26T09:48:15+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/16/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-or-i-should-look-into-higher-education/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/justin.jpgjustinSeriously. Why are girls so hot for THIS??2012-01-19T11:45:34+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/15/watching-the-golden-globes-in-susieworld/2012-01-16T15:33:56+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/11/what-i-learned-by-looking-at-architectural-digest-because-i-didnt-actually-read-any-of-it/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/architectural-digest.jpgarchitectural-digest2012-10-19T12:34:23+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2012/01/11/russell-brand-is-a-crazy-person-and-other-things-i-learned-from-reading-us-weekly/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/russell_brand-1.jpgRussell_Brand-1I mean LOOK at the guy! He looks like Charles Manson's crazier brother!2012-01-15T15:43:40+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/31/what-i-learned-from-reading-us-weekly-or-i-didnt-learn-anything-new-this-week/2012-01-03T08:28:17+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/29/what-i-learned-from-reading-tv-guide-and-us-weekly-or-eeeewwww-nasty/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kardashian-khristmas.jpgkardashian khristmasKreepy Kardashian Khristmashttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tvs.jpgTVsThese are actual TVs in my actual family room.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/january-jones2.jpgjanuary joneshttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/january-jones1.jpgjanuary joneshttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/january-jones.jpgjanuary jones2011-12-30T09:34:26+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/20/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly-christmas-edition/2011-12-20T19:15:02+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/19/christmas-songs-that-make-you-consider-suicide/2011-12-19T20:40:32+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/15/what-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly/2011-12-16T06:46:04+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/15/a-very-sex-ular-christmas/2011-12-17T01:57:43+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/12/01/merry-freakin-christmas-jerkfaces-i-mean-happy-holidays/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/happyholidays11.jpgMerry freakin' Christmas, jerkfaces! (I mean, Happy Holidays!)2012-11-29T03:42:58+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/11/23/thanksgiving-myths-and-how-to-make-them-better/2011-11-23T17:43:44+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/11/16/what-do-you-do-when-you-feel-you-cant-do-anything-right/2011-11-18T06:43:23+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/11/08/snuggies-and-panic-attacks/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anxiety-girl.jpganxiety girlI am Anxiety Girl. Making mountains out of molehills is my secret power.2011-11-16T18:38:06+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/11/05/party-rats-perfect-for-late-night-blogging/2011-11-05T15:43:01+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/11/02/keeping-my-jobs-straight/2011-11-02T07:11:45+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/27/i-am-weird-al-with-tits/2011-10-28T19:00:04+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/26/what-i-learned-reading-entertainment-weekly/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/f7103315208fa912_mary-kate_olsen_elizabeth_olsen_ashley_olsen-preview.jpgWhat I learned reading Entertainment Weekly2011-10-27T05:53:14+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/22/creepy-baby-monkey-will-give-me-nightmares-tonight/2011-10-27T03:23:47+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/24/moving-sucks/2011-10-27T03:14:59+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/20/theyre-going-to-sell-the-baby/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby-garage-sale.jpgbaby garage sale2011-10-20T03:31:10+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/20/update-the-abandoned-baby-saga-is-over/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby-gone.jpgbaby goneI went out to check on the baby and she was GONE! Just when I'd made the decision to adopt her.2011-10-20T01:33:21+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/15/thats-not-a-latte-at-all/2011-10-20T01:15:55+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/20/the-strange-saga-of-the-baby-left-on-my-driveway/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby-and-sign.jpgbaby and signhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby-sign.jpgbaby signhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby-post-it.jpgbaby post-ithttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baby.jpgbaby2011-10-20T03:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/17/this-week-in-us-weekly/2011-10-17T03:44:39+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/15/the-pissy-blog/2011-10-16T14:58:08+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/15/why-i-wish-i-lived-on-sesame-street/2011-10-15T03:02:40+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/14/jobs-jobs-jobs/2011-10-14T18:55:09+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/14/wheres-the-on-off-switch/2011-10-14T06:25:48+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/13/the-meaning-of-meals/2011-10-13T17:46:56+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/13/the-perfect-day/2011-10-13T17:25:28+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/13/laughter-v-medicine/2012-08-11T13:12:33+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/11/20-things-i-learned-by-reading-us-weekly/2011-10-11T09:59:34+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/11/the-new-brat-pack/2011-10-11T06:26:02+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/07/as-seen-on-tv/2011-10-07T17:29:18+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/07/too-much-news-breaking-and-no-time-to-fix-it/2011-10-07T11:40:46+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/10/01/the-post-birthday-blog-im-no-longer-special-now-im-just-old/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/old_lady002.jpgThe Post-Birthday Blog: I'm no longer special. Now, I'm just old.2011-10-01T23:42:37+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/29/expletive-deleted/2011-09-29T22:13:52+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/29/the-last-day-of-my-30s-blog/2011-10-01T23:12:42+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/28/insomnia-sucks/2011-09-28T09:20:52+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/28/facebook-knows-me-better-than-i-know-myself/2011-09-28T20:14:10+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/26/bring-back-80s-slang/2011-09-26T22:42:32+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/25/im-awake/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/droopy-tired-bloodshot-eyes-thumb5508722-jpg25253fw25253d300252526h25253d300.jpegI'm awake.2011-10-03T17:11:47+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/24/bad-words/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/text-speak.jpgBad Words2011-09-25T15:24:01+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/20/so-whats-the-deal-with-tv-and-movie-hostage-takers/2011-09-20T01:46:44+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/16/40-and-whats-another-f-word-besides-fabulous/2011-09-16T09:12:11+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/about/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wrong3.jpgwronghttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wrong2.jpgwronghttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wrong1.jpgwronghttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wrong.jpgwronghttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-moose.jpgThe-MooseAll hail the all-knowing moose.2015-06-03T09:57:00+00:00weekly0.6https://susie-world.com/2011/09/16/the-non-smoking-chronicles/2011-09-16T07:43:55+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/09/15/5-things-that-raise-my-blood-pressure/2011-09-15T02:29:20+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/17/jodie-foster-clearly-loves-beaver/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beaver1.jpgbeaverhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beaver.jpgbeaverSusie's Beaver.2011-03-17T19:53:22+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/17/so-whats-the-percentage/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shrimp_taco1.jpg_shrimp_tacoWhat's the percentage of shrimp in Taco Bell's "Shrimp?"https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shrimp_taco.jpg_shrimp_tacoSo how much of this "shrimp" is actually shrimp?2011-03-17T17:19:37+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/16/in-other-news/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/alice_cooper.jpgAlice CooperSchool's out for Alice Cooper. https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sheen-tweet.jpgsheen tweetWhatever, loser.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/james-taylor.jpgJames TaylorI'm sure he'll be showered with love by the people who love him. Or something like that.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ali.jpgaliFists of DOOM!2011-03-16T21:55:52+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/15/identity-thief-strikes-in-susieworld/2011-03-17T02:42:55+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/15/things-that-should-never-be-bedazzled/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bedazzler_uses1.jpgbedazzler_useshttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bedazzler_uses.jpgbedazzler_uses2011-03-15T06:40:33+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/15/brackets/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pope-bracket1.jpgpope bracketEven the Catholic Church decided a bracket pool would help in choosing the next Pope. It later became clear this method wasn't used when they went with Benedict XVI - a bad decision of Biblical proportions.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pope-bracket.jpgpope bracketEven the Catholic Church decided brackets would be a good way to choose a pope.2011-03-15T04:18:53+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/what-to-get-wills-and-kate-for-their-impending-nuptials/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/coaster1.jpgcoasterWhat better place to lay your soggy cocktail glass than on the faces of the Royals?!https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lighter1.jpglighterhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/coaster.jpgcoasterhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lighter.jpglighterThis lovely Zippo lighter would make the perfect gift for the couple who has everything. They may regift it to Harry, though, since he's the one who smokes all the weed.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/keychain.jpgkeychainHow about this lovely key chain? Everyone needs a place to keep the key to the castle, right?2011-03-14T16:30:31+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/things-that-scare-shelley-duvall/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/shining-frfiends.jpgshining frfiendsThe end of 'Friends' scares Shelley Duvall.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-shining-cookie1.jpgthe shining cookieCookie Monster scares Shelley Duvall.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-shining-wendy-with-ax1.jpgOrig15 219Psychos with axes scare Shelley Duvall.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-shining-cookie.jpgthe shining cookiehttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-shining-friends.jpgthe shining friendshttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-shining-wendy-with-ax.jpgOrig15 2192011-03-14T16:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/days-of-the-week-personified/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/days-of-the-week1.jpgDays-of-the-Weekhttps://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/days-of-the-week.jpgDays-of-the-Week2013-01-04T16:54:30+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/addendum-to-stupid-sht-for-sale/2011-10-22T12:34:23+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/stupid-sht-for-sale/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/spirit-warrior-plate-set.jpgspirit warrior plate setThe Glow-in-the-Dark Spirit Warrior Plate Set (not glowing).2011-03-14T15:56:59+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.com/2011/03/14/maru-is-safe-millions-breathe-sighs-of-relief/https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/maru1.jpgMaruMaru is safely ensconced in his earthquake-safe box.https://susie-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/maru.jpgMaruMaru is safely ensconced in his earthquake-safe box.2011-06-13T18:32:52+00:00monthlyhttps://susie-world.comdaily1.02025-06-30T17:45:16+00:00