- My computer, which decides to ignore me by not responding because I don’t have enough memory. Note to computer: I don’t appreciate this passive-aggressive “silent treatment” you’re giving me. Also, I don’t have enough memory either. I forget stuff all the time! But I never stop responding. Hey, computer! You’re a jerk!
- My family: All four of us are completely mental. Of course, I have to make it clear that the rest of them are WAY more mental than I am. And does being a selfish princess really qualify as mental? I think not.
Wait. That’s only 2 things. Crud.
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